Gilsogkan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair naga.

Gilsogkan created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilsogkan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gilsogkan, he will manifest in front of you.

Gilsogkan's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gilsogkan's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gilsogkan.

3. Hide if four turtles approach from the west.

4. Gilsogkan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.