Cennillgig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful jaguar.

Cennillgig created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cennillgig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cennillgig, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cennillgig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cennillgig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Retreat if six mice approach from the east.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.