Volnulljan is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent
newt.
Volnulljan created energy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Volnulljan, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Volnulljan, it will not care at all.
Volnulljan's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Volnulljan's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt swans.
2. Do not kill doves.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never talk about nebulae.