Litwonhad is a god.
He takes the form of a large, dishonest
gerbil.
Litwonhad created an atom four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Litwonhad, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Litwonhad, he will not care at all.
Litwonhad's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Litwonhad's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Litwonhad.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Litwonhad loves great tits, so they must be respected.
5. Do not jump in public.