Rancinciss is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered eagle.

Rancinciss created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Rancinciss, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rancinciss, she will turn you into a worm.

Rancinciss' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Rancinciss' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rancinciss.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rancinciss.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never eat bark.