Cemquillcid is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy
otter.
Cemquillcid created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cemquillcid, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Cemquillcid, he will turn you into a plant.
Cemquillcid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Cemquillcid's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat limes.
2. Always look after injured manatees.
3. Feed all hungry nematodes.
4. Always wear violet.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.