Cemquillcid is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy otter.

Cemquillcid created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemquillcid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cemquillcid, he will turn you into a plant.

Cemquillcid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cemquillcid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Always look after injured manatees.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.