Mabtantad Fubvillab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome fairy.

Mabtantad Fubvillab created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Mabtantad Fubvillab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mabtantad Fubvillab, it will turn you into a slug.

Mabtantad Fubvillab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mabtantad Fubvillab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never feed gooseberries to ducks while wearing purple coats.

5. Do not take Mabtantad Fubvillab's name in vain.