Woddudlog is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, selfish
armadillo.
Woddudlog created the planet Mars five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Woddudlog, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Woddudlog, she will torture you forever.
Woddudlog's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Woddudlog's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
2. Feed all hungry porpoises.
3. Do not dye your hair orange.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.
5. Always help horses.