Woddudlog is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, selfish armadillo.

Woddudlog created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Woddudlog, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Woddudlog, she will torture you forever.

Woddudlog's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Woddudlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

5. Always help horses.