Hanbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, competent gerbil.

Hanbonk created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanbonk, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hanbonk, it will not care.

Hanbonk's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Hanbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never paint your feet yellow.

3. Never mention ants.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Pray towards the north.