Botbudvonkkarbanabbeggep is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, generous lobster.

Botbudvonkkarbanabbeggep created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Botbudvonkkarbanabbeggep, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Botbudvonkkarbanabbeggep, she will come to you in dreams.

Botbudvonkkarbanabbeggep's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Botbudvonkkarbanabbeggep's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Botbudvonkkarbanabbeggep loves horses, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.