Gupsabwabtettipib Nanditxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, temperamental deer.

Gupsabwabtettipib Nanditxuc created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupsabwabtettipib Nanditxuc, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gupsabwabtettipib Nanditxuc, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gupsabwabtettipib Nanditxuc's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Gupsabwabtettipib Nanditxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gupsabwabtettipib Nanditxuc.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gupsabwabtettipib Nanditxuc.

4. Put Gupsabwabtettipib Nanditxuc first in all things.

5. Never look at nebulae.