Inglidlig is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating swallow.

Inglidlig created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Inglidlig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Inglidlig, he will turn you into a mouse.

Inglidlig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Inglidlig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Inglidlig.

3. Put Inglidlig first in all things.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Never bounce in holy places.