Ladsawyarl is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, fast
wolf.
Ladsawyarl created a Higgs boson two years ago.
If you believe in
Ladsawyarl, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Ladsawyarl, he will not care.
Ladsawyarl's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Ladsawyarl's Holy Commandments1. Ladsawyarl must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Never think ill of sick moths.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ladsawyarl.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Feed all hungry rats.