Flabfobfot Fumcitkan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective dolphin.

Flabfobfot Fumcitkan created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flabfobfot Fumcitkan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flabfobfot Fumcitkan, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Flabfobfot Fumcitkan's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Flabfobfot Fumcitkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flabfobfot Fumcitkan.

5. Never eat beans.