Wegrannib is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, temperamental jackal.

Wegrannib created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegrannib, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wegrannib, he will send minions to preach to you.

Wegrannib's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wegrannib's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Always help sick hamsters.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help ants in need.