Bestzedsintanfub is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witty eagle.

Bestzedsintanfub created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestzedsintanfub, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bestzedsintanfub, it will make you grow a tail.

Bestzedsintanfub's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bestzedsintanfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Worship no other gods but Bestzedsintanfub.

5. You must never eat bananas.