Guplibzog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, astonishing tapir.

Guplibzog created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Guplibzog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Guplibzog, she will refuse to believe in you.

Guplibzog's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Guplibzog's Holy Commandments

1. Guplibzog loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not hurt frogs.