Geptabxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical clam.

Geptabxuck created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geptabxuck, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Geptabxuck, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Geptabxuck's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Geptabxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never play with disobedient children.