Vinflamcam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent wombat.

Vinflamcam created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinflamcam, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vinflamcam, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vinflamcam's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vinflamcam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never wear white trousers.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vinflamcam.