Arpbudsaw is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable bear.

Arpbudsaw created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpbudsaw, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Arpbudsaw, she will manifest in front of you.

Arpbudsaw's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Arpbudsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Arpbudsaw must be the most important thing in your life.