Nabfly is a god.

It takes the form of a small, annoying dove.

Nabfly created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabfly, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nabfly, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nabfly's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Nabfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide from red doves for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Retreat if eight capybaras approach from the west.