Kadsawgighon is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unfair owl.

Kadsawgighon created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadsawgighon, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadsawgighon, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kadsawgighon's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Kadsawgighon's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Retreat if five voles approach from the south.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.