Quamfidcimgeb is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet lizard.

Quamfidcimgeb created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamfidcimgeb, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quamfidcimgeb, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Quamfidcimgeb's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Quamfidcimgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Cats are not to be trusted.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

5. Fast once a month.