Ziglegbifcabgep is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective goat.

Ziglegbifcabgep created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ziglegbifcabgep, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ziglegbifcabgep, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ziglegbifcabgep's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Ziglegbifcabgep's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never sing in the presence of foxes.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.