Jen Fagbabrull Narltomjipyarttagwit is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, loving shark.

Jen Fagbabrull Narltomjipyarttagwit created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jen Fagbabrull Narltomjipyarttagwit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jen Fagbabrull Narltomjipyarttagwit, she will torture you forever.

Jen Fagbabrull Narltomjipyarttagwit's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Jen Fagbabrull Narltomjipyarttagwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ducks.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never hurt rats.