Ganmabtof Motkoppog Yamjabdav is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, able troll.

Ganmabtof Motkoppog Yamjabdav created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganmabtof Motkoppog Yamjabdav, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ganmabtof Motkoppog Yamjabdav, it will cry a lot.

Ganmabtof Motkoppog Yamjabdav's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Ganmabtof Motkoppog Yamjabdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black shorts.

2. Hide from yellow aardvarks for they are unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not commit murder.