Dobfetkik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, calm naga.

Dobfetkik created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobfetkik, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dobfetkik, she will turn you into a sheep.

Dobfetkik's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dobfetkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.
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