Bopbagbet is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, self-confident
lizard.
Bopbagbet created Africa eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Bopbagbet, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Bopbagbet, it will turn you into a mouse.
Bopbagbet's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Bopbagbet's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Never eat nuts.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Feed all hungry cats.
5. Always look after injured doves.