Bopbagbet is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-confident lizard.

Bopbagbet created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bopbagbet, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bopbagbet, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bopbagbet's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bopbagbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Always look after injured doves.