Pagrulltin is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, moody
porpoise.
Pagrulltin created a bottom quark two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pagrulltin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Pagrulltin, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Pagrulltin's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Pagrulltin's Holy Commandments1. Pagrulltin loves ducks, so they must be honoured.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Never mention monkeys.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.