Gidsadgum is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, sapient pig.

Gidsadgum created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gidsadgum, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gidsadgum, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gidsadgum's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gidsadgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Hide if five snakes approach from the east.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.