Cadstipfun is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced ant.

Cadstipfun created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadstipfun, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cadstipfun, he will come to you in dreams.

Cadstipfun's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cadstipfun's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cadstipfun.

2. Always obey Cadstipfun's priests.

3. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. You must pray to Cadstipfun six times a day.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.