Godgabcib is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, wise
salamander.
Godgabcib created humanity five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Godgabcib, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Godgabcib, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Godgabcib's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Godgabcib's Holy Commandments1. Never think about nebulae.
2. Do not take Godgabcib's name in vain.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Retreat if five capybaras approach from the north.