Godgabcib is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, wise salamander.

Godgabcib created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godgabcib, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Godgabcib, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Godgabcib's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Godgabcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not take Godgabcib's name in vain.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Retreat if five capybaras approach from the north.