Taltarpjad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, humorless wolf.

Taltarpjad created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taltarpjad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Taltarpjad, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Taltarpjad's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Taltarpjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never laugh in the presence of birds.

4. Never write about comets.

5. You must love Taltarpjad.