Beptikhas is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced crocodile.

Beptikhas created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beptikhas, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Beptikhas, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Beptikhas' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Beptikhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Never eat green fruit.