Nadnarlkab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered butterfly.

Nadnarlkab created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadnarlkab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nadnarlkab, she will make you grow a tail.

Nadnarlkab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nadnarlkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Always help mice.