Lithombast Ragbugkad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omniscient camel.

Lithombast Ragbugkad created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lithombast Ragbugkad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lithombast Ragbugkad, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Lithombast Ragbugkad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Lithombast Ragbugkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Hide from blue horses for they are unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Lithombast Ragbugkad on top of all buildings.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.