Mabbarnsas is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, temperamental mongoose.

Mabbarnsas created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Mabbarnsas, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mabbarnsas, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mabbarnsas' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Mabbarnsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near swans.

2. Hide from orange capybaras for they are unholy.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to music.