Tikcusscumtikgigquartkoncen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced sheep.

Tikcusscumtikgigquartkoncen created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Tikcusscumtikgigquartkoncen, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tikcusscumtikgigquartkoncen, she will throw large rocks at you.

Tikcusscumtikgigquartkoncen's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tikcusscumtikgigquartkoncen's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tikcusscumtikgigquartkoncen.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tikcusscumtikgigquartkoncen.

3. Always help sick otters.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.