Dutmappak is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, humane capybara.

Dutmappak created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutmappak, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dutmappak, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dutmappak's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dutmappak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always obey Dutmappak's priests.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.