Nulgepsin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, wise frog.

Nulgepsin created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulgepsin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nulgepsin, she will not care.

Nulgepsin's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nulgepsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near sharks.

2. Never hurt grasshopers.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.