Targbambam is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow
raccoon.
Targbambam created a strange quark two million years ago.
If you believe in
Targbambam, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Targbambam, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Targbambam's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Targbambam's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.
3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Never write about cell theory.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Targbambam.