Targbambam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow raccoon.

Targbambam created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Targbambam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Targbambam, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Targbambam's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Targbambam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Targbambam.