Rullkemkarlapmidrull Mobbonraw is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, witless naga.

Rullkemkarlapmidrull Mobbonraw created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Rullkemkarlapmidrull Mobbonraw, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rullkemkarlapmidrull Mobbonraw, he will strike you with lightening.

Rullkemkarlapmidrull Mobbonraw's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Rullkemkarlapmidrull Mobbonraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Never mention goats.

3. Rullkemkarlapmidrull Mobbonraw loves otters, so they must be honoured.

4. Run away from indigo eagles, for they are unholy.

5. Hide from violet geese for they are unholy.