Dunkamarp Fligbifdut Naksidgan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, two-faced goose.

Dunkamarp Fligbifdut Naksidgan created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Dunkamarp Fligbifdut Naksidgan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dunkamarp Fligbifdut Naksidgan, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Dunkamarp Fligbifdut Naksidgan's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dunkamarp Fligbifdut Naksidgan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Never eat melons.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.