Banrullfon is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, smart snail.

Banrullfon created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Banrullfon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Banrullfon, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Banrullfon's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Banrullfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Never wear gray jumpers.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always take life seriously.