Flapfatpak is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, kind camel.

Flapfatpak created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flapfatpak, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flapfatpak, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Flapfatpak's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Flapfatpak's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never sing in the presence of badgers.

3. Never feed melons to rats while wearing mauve shoes.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Never look in ponds.