Arfbestfit is a god.

It takes the form of a large, resourceful capybara.

Arfbestfit created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfbestfit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Arfbestfit, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Arfbestfit's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Arfbestfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.