Quill Bugjonjansug is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless fly.

Quill Bugjonjansug created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Quill Bugjonjansug, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quill Bugjonjansug, it will send you a sign.

Quill Bugjonjansug's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Quill Bugjonjansug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four iron sculptures of Quill Bugjonjansug on top of important buildings.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Quill Bugjonjansug loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.