Dobniltetti is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet finch.

Dobniltetti created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobniltetti, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dobniltetti, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dobniltetti's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dobniltetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. You must never eat rice.