Bagomtyarp is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful wyrm.

Bagomtyarp created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagomtyarp, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bagomtyarp, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bagomtyarp's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bagomtyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear orange stockings.