Sagflamlarn is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, smart crane.

Sagflamlarn created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sagflamlarn, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sagflamlarn, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Sagflamlarn's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sagflamlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always help great tits.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sagflamlarn.